DON'T BE A SHITASS Short Sleeve - White on Black

$35.00

Variant

The Fitted T is an all around good time. It's soft, form-fitting, and pre-shrunk to maintain its shape after washing. Standard length but made for movement. Fitted to show off the guns but can be baggie if you order 2x sizes up for all the activities. We put the heaviness scale at a THIC (it hasn’t earned the extra C yet). Not too soft or rough. Goldilocks would say it’s just right.

DETAILS
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk

DON'T BE A SHITASS — Okay, To be clear there are multiple forms of a shitass. The first is just being a terrible person which no one should be. And the second is just up to no good but in a playful manner. Shitasses come in all shapes and sizes.

SIZE GUIDE

	BODY LENGTH (inches)	BODY WIDTH (inches)
XS	27	17 ½
S	28	19
M	29	20 ½
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28

*At this time Hoka Hey Nation doesn’t offer any children sizes. The pictures you see were taken at our first community gathering and the tiny model just wanted to be a part of the fun. If you have any interest in purchasing an item for your kiddos please feel free to let us know for the future! Ahó

GIVING BACK

5% of our profits will be allocated to our LIVE FOR TODAY grant that will become open to the public in 2026. Further proceeds will be focused on building events and our community. If you would like to contribute further visit our GIVING BACK page for more info. AHÓ!